somewhat humorously not funny

analysis of hymns to hymens - not for the squeamish
wow, that guy has a big ... uh
court terminates marriage of eight-year-old ; then what happens?
mistress USA pageant winner ; coveted crown
inalienable right to feminine pleasures while at the equator
hard times at the pron shoot - no business like show business
lesbians turn on lesbians in battle of mytilene ; sapphodelic disputation
self-replication ; self-printing printer